uncle gilbert

“We didn’t come here to fight with monsters! We’re not equipped for it.”

The legendary man-fish has lived forever in the most inhabited areas of the waters completely unknown by man. There has always been shushed discussion of this creature and his watery home and now his existence has been realised.

Bullets can’t kill him. Uncle Gilbert is coming from you so run and for goodness sake, stay out of the black waters.

Extra Small
  • Total Length: 4 Inches
  • Usable Length: 3.3 Inches
  • Narrowest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 3 Inches
  • Widest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 4.1 Inches
Small Specs
  • Total Length: 5.75 Inches
  • Usable Length: 4.75 Inches
  • Narrowest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 4 Inches
  • Widest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 6 Inches
Medium Specs
  • Total Length: 7.25 Inches
  • Usable Length: 6 Inches
  • Narrowest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 5 Inches
  • Widest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 7 Inches
Large Specs
  • Total Length: 9 Inches
  • Usable Length: 7 Inches
  • Narrowest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 6 Inches
  • Widest Point (Shaft) Circumference: 8.5 Inches
Firmness Options
  • Super Soft (Shore Rating: 0020)
  • Soft (Shore Rating: 0030)
  • Medium (Shore Rating: 0050)

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